things i have seen people seeking....
- roommates into nudism
- roommates who want to live with a single mother and 3 children under 7
- or 4 large dogs
- roommates who are willing to not cook
- or use the bathroom (?!?!)
- or use any space that is not their own room except to enter/exit the premises
- or have overnight guests (not even my mom!)
- or come/go after 9pm
- or consume alcohol (at all, not even outside the house!)
- or be an overnight guest somewhere else...
- roommates who will schedule the use of the washer and dryer (one load per week)
- and the kitchen (30 minutes at a time and no foods that smell)
- roommates who don't mind the livingroom becoming a weekend flophouse for bands on tour
- roommates who don't mind having their male roomie wander around in their underwear... their womens underwear.
to make matters worse, the ones that sound okay have a major absurd flaw. they won't have me because....
- i'm under 30
- i'm over 23
- i'm a vegetarian
- i'm not a vegan
- i don't like dogs
- or babies
- or multiple dogs + babies
- i'm not the correct gender
- i'm not the correct sexual orientation
- i'm unwilling to spend $100+ for cable (cable alone! ack!)
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