in grad school penguingirl and i liked to make southpark character versions of our friends and mentors. we tried to use one of those flash powered make-your-own-southpark-character thingies to create a version of me. we were unable to do so because i am apparently composed of too strange a combination of traits for the southpark universe as we knew it. well. the Germans changed all of that!
clearly the internet is improving my life every day.